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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Vegans Suck... Here's Why


Alright, so me and my best friend were having a disscussion on how Vegans were the most stupid people since the Amish.... So vegans say they don't eat anything that's alive. That means no eggs, no fish, no cows, no creepy little chickens in a bun- but they eat salads. And other vegan like crap. Which all, at one point- was alive. The frickin salad was once alive. The tofu was once alive. Well, not in its tofu-like state, obviously- but that's not the point- if you actually NEVER ate anything that was ever alive, you would be eating cardboard. But, wait- no- cardboard is made of trees- and those are alive. VEGANS ARE A FAIL!!! Fuckin' wankers.

-As discussed by Ariana Joy & Robert Leasure Watts

5 comments:

chelsea said...

vegans dont eat anything that even hurts animals too, so no milk, or cheese. just water...water and sand.

TheWolfsongComatoseL2N1 said...

But sand is also technically alive... stupid bints... Lol.

chelsea said...

oh ok, how is sand alive?

Anonymous said...

Eggs aren't alive. I don't think?

TheWolfsongComatoseL2N1 said...

Hence why vegan opinions are stupid. Lolz. They do think eggs are technically alive.